1 00:00:02,380 --> 00:00:06,020 suitable for all audiences viewer discretion is advised 2 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:35,490 Das Stäbchenkubstein, das kennst du wohl. 3 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:42,230 Umrahmt von Bergen, so friedlich und still. 4 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:49,250 Ja, das ist Kubstein am grünen Inn. 5 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:56,230 Ja, das ist Kubstein am grünen Inn. 6 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:58,830 Es geht. 7 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,240 Thank you. 8 00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:47,110 I'm not interested in Bavarian mountains. I'm more interested in 9 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,110 zippers. 10 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:52,810 You'll find some things here that you'll find nowhere else in the world. 11 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:55,830 I'm right at home in this area. If you like it, I'd be happy to show you 12 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:59,710 Thanks, it's kind of cute. He's an old -fashioned little cutie. I've got one 13 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:02,070 like him at home. What I'm looking for up here is something frisky. 14 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,330 I want one of those that comes in short rubber pants. 15 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:08,289 Or is it leather? It is. 16 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,090 It's all so lovely, I can hardly wait. 17 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,720 They're all booked. 18 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,340 Where are they? 19 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,640 They'll be here. 20 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,460 Well, they'd better get here soon. 21 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,800 Will you quit it? 22 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,580 You cleaned that place this morning, and there ain't nothing up there to clean. 23 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,260 Is that stone what you think this is, chicken feathers? 24 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,740 You weren't hired to stand there and hold up a ladder. I pay you to do hard 25 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:08,080 work. Go bring wood to the kitchen. 26 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:09,380 It's full already. 27 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,100 landlord here, and when I say bring some wood, I want you to bring some wood. So 28 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,560 go bring some wood. That's pretty deep. 29 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,740 Make it fast. It'll be replaced, you know. 30 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,480 Ah, good morning, Mr. Smith. It's a lovely morning, isn't it? 31 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:21,920 Bet you had a lovely night. 32 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:24,820 Sleep, driver. 33 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:49,970 Am I interrupting anything? 34 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,290 Go peel your wood. 35 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,550 Now, this is super. 36 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:56,670 I like Bavarians. 37 00:04:58,270 --> 00:05:01,410 Why don't you get out of here, huh? Bavarian hospitality. 38 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:03,970 See you, Tony. Keep up the good work. 39 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:09,690 You all right? 40 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,140 Goodie. Goodie. 41 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:47,350 Your father. 42 00:05:47,490 --> 00:05:48,730 Then I went back all day. 43 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:51,030 I'm a ski teacher, not his slave. 44 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,710 Well, I tell you, I've had it. I'm going to quit. 45 00:05:54,190 --> 00:05:55,530 Now, Seth, come on, relax. 46 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,970 You'll see, when we get married, everything's going to be different. For 47 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:00,730 Everything. 48 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:03,110 You know your father would let us get married. 49 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:05,150 If I had a lot of money, it'd be different. 50 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:06,930 You've got something else that's just as good. 51 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:20,900 Beth! 52 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:24,720 Beth, where are you? 53 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,480 Good day again. This one takes a great time. 54 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,020 It's bigger. 55 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:31,260 Let me see. 56 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,960 You're exaggerating a little. I wouldn't say that. 57 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:50,080 We're just about the same age. You better hurry before he has himself a 58 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,080 failure. 59 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:54,740 Would you stop that infernal cleaning, Greta? Enough's enough already. I can't 60 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:55,739 even think straight. 61 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:57,520 Oh, hello there. Good morning. 62 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:02,680 Welcome to our humble hotel. I was afraid for a minute you weren't going to 63 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,860 here. It's all taken care of. I'll get the boy. 64 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,180 Hey, Seb! 65 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:08,960 Seb! He'll be here in a second. Seb! 66 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:14,830 I was standing here first, you know. 67 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,530 I heard you calling me. I was out in the kitchen. 68 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:22,150 I'll take these. Keep your mind on your work. Don't let me catch you messing 69 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,230 around with the girls. You're through. 70 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:27,890 Can I help you? How about if I just go ahead and give you the keys to your 71 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:28,990 Okay, that's a good idea. 72 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:34,030 All right, girls, here you are. 73 00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:35,990 You'll find it's pretty hot. Enjoy. 74 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:38,810 Last but not least. 75 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,740 Afterwards, you might help me put the register right. 76 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,040 I do. 77 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,360 Well, 78 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,700 here we go. 79 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,120 This is it. Got everything. Everything except the back. Come on in. 80 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,900 Sure are heavy bags. What in the world have you got in there? A set of weights? 81 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,500 And this little item over here is your sink. 82 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,880 Complete with running water, cold, and hot. 83 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,040 Clever, isn't he, Barry? 84 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,460 Actually, this room's got one of the best views in the whole darn place. 85 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,680 Ah, the bed, eh? Barbarians make them very strong. 86 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:30,060 Don't worry about their ever breaking down. They come with a money -back 87 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:32,799 guarantee. They're made to take plenty of punishment. Here, I'll show you. 88 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,039 It's gorgeous. It sure is. 89 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:41,740 Yes, indeedy. 90 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,840 It sure is a great little sight. 91 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:51,500 You like that, huh? 92 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,740 Anything else around here you like? 93 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:56,260 Do you? 94 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,240 Beth, it's time to promise. 95 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,420 Oh, Nick. Be an observation. 96 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:12,030 Thank you. 97 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,360 I'd rather have a room. 98 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 Doesn't look like it. 99 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:45,300 We're all booked. 100 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,600 Your reservation didn't get here. Didn't get here? That's just great. 101 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:50,400 Well, I'm sure that you'll come up with something. 102 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,500 I've always sent you business, haven't I? Where would you be during the off 103 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,640 -season if it wasn't for me? Yes, Miller, I realize all that. 104 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,080 You know something? We do have a room we use for emergencies. 105 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,400 Come on. 106 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:01,699 Thought so. 107 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,200 I didn't expect all this aggravation that I'm getting. 108 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:05,720 After you. 109 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:08,850 to make a living. 110 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:14,290 It's the one right in the corner. Good, I like corner rooms. 111 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,730 Well, this is it. It's got everything. 112 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:25,830 It comes complete. There's a bathtub and a bed that's big enough for four. 113 00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:30,730 But it's a little tiny, isn't it? Let me tell you, a few great politicians have 114 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,590 slept in this room because it ain't bugged. Go on inside. 115 00:10:34,619 --> 00:10:39,460 It kind of takes your breath away, doesn't it? You mean I pay $15 a day for 116 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,460 this? That's right. 117 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,020 What do you call this decor, early ugly? 118 00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:45,420 Oh, no. 119 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,760 You have all the comforts of home here. 120 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,020 Home and arranging. 121 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:53,020 I'll have this fixed for you. Oh, there you are. Oh, Greta, come on in here. 122 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:55,940 Greta's very conscientious. 123 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,660 Yes, all right. 124 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,080 It does make a difference. 125 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:07,640 This might come in handy. 126 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,480 Greta. 127 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,880 Haven't you got some more of your cleaning to do? Go do it. 128 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,159 Oh, yes. 129 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,160 I almost forgot. 130 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,660 Will you be joining us for lunch? Shall I reserve a table for you next to the 131 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:21,660 window? 132 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,680 Think it over. 133 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,560 Oh, you've got to think it over. 134 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,400 Yeah. 135 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,890 We never get this. You mean that's where we're going? 136 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,090 Uh -huh. 137 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:49,510 Are you sure they know we're beginners? Yes, certainly. 138 00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:52,330 I'm trying to get me a great theme structure. 139 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:57,970 One of those Bavarian good -lookers. Or afterwards. 140 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:01,250 Yeah, but don't lose too much time or I'll beat you to it. The worst thing 141 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,190 could happen is that we end up with the same guy. 142 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:05,070 And that'd be kind of fun. 143 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:10,510 Morning, everybody. 144 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,940 Looks like a fine bit of skin. I'm Tony. 145 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:30,860 Why is she always late, 146 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:31,860 darn it? 147 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,780 Vera, come on. 148 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:38,120 You're going to be late for the ski instruction. 149 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,270 Not ready yet. I'm right in the middle of... something important. 150 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,530 If you mean what I think you mean, why don't you hurry? 151 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:47,250 Yes, I will, Angie, but don't wait. Go ahead without me. 152 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:49,590 But you promised we'd start the first day together. 153 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,040 You know, Dal, you've got a wonderful old pair of wings. 154 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,020 You like it, huh? 155 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,040 Yeah, I like it. 156 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,700 Ah, that treats me on. 157 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:22,620 Faster. 158 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:23,860 Faster. 159 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:52,560 This time you're going to traverse the mountain. All you have to do is just 160 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,340 your knees and let the skis do the rest. 161 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,860 All right, you ready? Come on. 162 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:58,220 That's it. Very good. 163 00:13:58,460 --> 00:13:59,460 Come on. 164 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,480 Follow her down. 165 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,920 Bend your knees. 166 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,000 You're not bending your knees. 167 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,560 All right, girls, keep it up. Wait on the downhill ski. 168 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:08,939 That's it. 169 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:09,879 Fine, fine. 170 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,080 Keep your knees bent. 171 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,840 Keep your knees. Watch it. 172 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,580 Why don't you ski over here to me? 173 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,260 Don't forget to bend your knees. Come on, you can make it. 174 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,960 I can't make it. You're doing fine. 175 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,660 Right to me. That's better, isn't it? You have a wonderful style of 176 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:43,500 Lenny. Yes, I developed this technique. Come on, I'm glad you like it. 177 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:49,740 We're going to practice the exercise I just showed you. All right, left, right. 178 00:14:57,019 --> 00:15:02,020 Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left. 179 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,620 Yeah, that's great action, but it doesn't belong here. It belongs in a bed 180 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:07,620 later. 181 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,880 Is that okay? 182 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,060 It's great, honey, really great, but not for skiing. 183 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,640 Not oh, ah, eh, eh. 184 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,200 You go like this, this, this, this. 185 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,500 Here, I'll show you. 186 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:31,190 Here, put this over here. Now, ready? And it's left, right, left, right, left, 187 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,210 right. How does it feel? 188 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:35,370 Oh, it feels good. 189 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:37,390 Yes, indeed it does. 190 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:39,990 All right, follow me, girls. 191 00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:44,970 And bend your knees. Bend your knees. Come on, let's go. 192 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:35,540 Hey, you don't waste any time, do you, Tony? Do all you ski instructors work 193 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:36,259 this fast? 194 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,119 Yeah, certainly. 195 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:37,999 We've got to. 196 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,280 You see, the ski season is through at the end of March. 197 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:44,040 In that case, you'd better hurry. We don't have much time. 198 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,040 Tony, how about going inside? 199 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,280 I command. 200 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:04,849 Hey, 201 00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:06,690 close the door, will you? It's cold in here. 202 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:09,670 Occupied. Well, shut the door for crying out loud. 203 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:10,950 Well, what do we do now? 204 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,049 I don't know. 205 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,530 We'll find ourselves someplace. 206 00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:17,250 I can't even have a little peace around here. 207 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,600 I hope he doesn't feed this block of them. 208 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,140 Oh, Tony. 209 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:38,600 Oh, Tony, we're moving. Hang on tight. 210 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:41,660 Let's get back to work. 211 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,759 Now, let's see. 212 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,760 Where was I? 213 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,600 Oh, yeah, I remember. 214 00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:00,790 dreamed it'd be like this, riding for the snow in a one -horse open sleigh 215 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:02,270 my beloved by my side. 216 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:09,250 I'm so happy. It's so romantic, don't you think? Yes, my little sugar cane. 217 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,230 an ideal spot to spend a honeymoon. Yes, it is. 218 00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:16,270 Ding -a -bells, ding -a -bells. What a life. 219 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,770 Look at those eye -socklies hanging there, Lisa. 220 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:32,840 Here we are. Hello, and welcome to our humblest island. Darling, yes, precious. 221 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,040 Seb, get over here. 222 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,320 May I help you? Thank you. 223 00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:39,280 Everything's been taken care of, just as you asked. The bridal suite's all ready 224 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:39,879 for you. 225 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,260 Oh, later. 226 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,140 Yes. 227 00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:22,290 Oh, Tony, you've got the most beautiful legs in the world. 228 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:23,770 Heavens above. 229 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,930 Beauty, it makes me tremble. 230 00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:33,890 I don't want you to fall and break anything. 231 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,400 Now that you're here, you can keep me from falling. 232 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,020 Oh, yes. 233 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:42,620 I'll let you fall. 234 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,500 Better go. 235 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,800 Mr. Miller. 236 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,640 What's going on here? 237 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:54,960 Oh, well, I was just... I was only holding her for falling. 238 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:59,220 The way I saw it, you were holding on to her private parts, not the ladder. It's 239 00:20:59,220 --> 00:20:59,759 a mistake. 240 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,960 Oh, it is, is it? 241 00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:06,510 You just keep your fingers out of my brony, understand? 242 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:08,070 Understand? 243 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,590 Now tell me, what else is new? 244 00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:14,890 As a matter of fact, I want you to help me with something. 245 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:18,130 I want a girl. 246 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:22,550 I want the kind that only you can get. Something big and hot and a little 247 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:25,410 frisky. You know the kind, don't you? Something really exciting. 248 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:30,730 She'll come to me walking on her legs and go as high as the sky. 249 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:31,849 Oh, sir. 250 00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:35,670 He told me last time I was here that you'd fix me up, remember? 251 00:21:37,490 --> 00:21:40,950 Before I forget, in case you need any funds, money's no object. Spend whatever 252 00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:41,950 you want, okay? 253 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:51,050 Deb, who are you going to fix him up with? As far as I can see, none of the 254 00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:53,550 girls from our village will do it. I know that, Veroni. 255 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,450 That's why I thought of Susie. 256 00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:57,370 Susie? 257 00:21:57,430 --> 00:22:00,450 Wonderful idea. That's why I love you, because you're so brilliant. 258 00:22:06,879 --> 00:22:10,200 Seth, your father should see you. 259 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,740 I have so many things to do. 260 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:29,460 What? 261 00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:33,810 I have to finish putting up all the party things. 262 00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:35,710 What's happened? 263 00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:41,290 Uh -huh. So, I finally caught you in the act. What do you think I'm running 264 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,490 here, a brothel? Where do you think you're going? I'm not through. 265 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:45,430 My daughter is to be left alone. 266 00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,690 You keep your hands off her and not another word. 267 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,190 I'm tired of you. What do you mean? 268 00:22:49,390 --> 00:22:50,329 Father, please. 269 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:52,890 Ronnie, I'm not going to warn you again about this. 270 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:55,190 If this happens one more time, you're fired. 271 00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:57,750 Understood? Yeah. No, I'm not kidding. Please, Ronnie. 272 00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:00,010 You get to work. Get out there in that kitchen. 273 00:23:01,070 --> 00:23:02,770 And I don't want to hear anything more. 274 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,090 Don't you have work to do? 275 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:08,890 What a prospect for my daughter. 276 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,340 Are you going to read all day? 277 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,960 Wait a second. Listen to this, Nookie. 278 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:40,220 According to one theory regarding the cosmic evolution, man will increase his 279 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:46,300 thinking in exact proportion to his outside manifestation, finalizing what I 280 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,400 saying just the other night. 281 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:52,360 Somewhat the way our planets systematically regard each other in 282 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:56,620 function, insomuch as they continue their dominating role on our planet 283 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,420 Earth. Cosmic forces exist. 284 00:23:58,990 --> 00:23:59,990 And that exists. 285 00:25:21,330 --> 00:25:22,890 I'm tired of it all. 286 00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:26,070 I just can't stand it anymore. I'm fed up. 287 00:25:28,270 --> 00:25:31,050 How can you say that? You're taking it much too hard. 288 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:32,870 You'll get your step. 289 00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:34,190 Don't you worry. 290 00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:36,710 I wouldn't be so sure. 291 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:41,310 And Sepp told me that he likes those big -breasted women from the city, you 292 00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:44,170 know, who look like this. And besides, father's against the whole thing. 293 00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:46,490 Oh, Bruni, your father isn't any so bad. 294 00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:50,930 It's just good since your mother is gone, dear. Your father's a little bit 295 00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:54,150 up, that's all. He doesn't know what to do with his winky dinky. 296 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:57,310 You know what I mean? Now it's going to his brain. 297 00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:00,470 Yeah. Hey, Brony. 298 00:26:01,010 --> 00:26:03,010 I gotta put some meat in the back room. Okay. 299 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:08,370 Hi. 300 00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:16,590 My mother told me when I was a little girl that love was a wonderful 301 00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:17,590 joy. 302 00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:21,750 I haven't had a real kiss from you for over an hour. 303 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,760 Don't run away, darling. 304 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:38,760 Seb, do you still love me? Of course I do, you silly girl. 305 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:40,740 That isn't the kind of tale I like. 306 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:42,540 Me either. 307 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,540 I'm tired of this creeping around. I want us to get married. 308 00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:06,240 We will at the right time. 309 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,580 Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. 310 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,220 You've got a handkerchief on you. 311 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:14,779 Wait a minute. 312 00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:15,840 Yeah, there you are. 313 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,100 Blow your nose. 314 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:19,880 Wait a minute. What's that? 315 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,500 That? Let's see it. Was that in my pocket? 316 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,380 Well, what do you know about that? My goodness sakes. 317 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:28,660 Mighty peculiar, isn't it? 318 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,940 That finishes it for us. Don't you touch me ever again. Ever. I swear I'll kill 319 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,820 you if you ever touch me again. Leave me alone. 320 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,560 Son of your bullshit, either. 321 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:40,180 Don't want to know. 322 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,600 Stop it. 323 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,700 Let me go. 324 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:49,020 No. 325 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,340 You're not to be mad, are you? I said I'm sorry. Now, give me a big kiss, huh? 326 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:51,520 All right, if that's the way you want our cake. 327 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,080 Fine. 328 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,920 All right, I'll be there in just a moment. 329 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:01,980 I like the one on the right. He's cute. 330 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,360 Here's your beer. If you want more, yell. 331 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,640 I'll see you later. 332 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,260 Huh? How do I look? 333 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,540 All right? 334 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,680 Fine. 335 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,480 I'll have you know he's a real Tyrolean dependent. 336 00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:21,020 You know he does make a handsome Tyrolean, doesn't he? 337 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,040 the woodchoppers. 338 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,560 Yes, sir. 339 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:12,880 If I may, I'd like to have your attention. 340 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:14,099 All right? 341 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,100 Thank you. 342 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,280 We have a honeymoon couple with us tonight. 343 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:23,240 Now, hold on a minute. I thought I would take this opportunity to introduce them 344 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,600 to you, Mr. and Mrs. Keller. 345 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,960 Thank you. 346 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,000 That hair? 347 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,980 And now, Mr. Keller, if you will, our next selection is dedicated to all new 348 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:41,840 honeymooners. And you will lead it. Stand up. Come on, Mr. Keller. 349 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,400 Mr. Keller, we're waiting for you. 350 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:52,540 Leave her alone. 351 00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:53,940 She won't go away. 352 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,940 Here you are. And an official leader's has. 353 00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:58,140 Go to it. 354 00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:12,640 When the wind blows the bells when the finch stays in the nest, 355 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:19,940 when the rabbits give us the deer, their cradle standing in the snow, 356 00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:26,680 When the beautiful white woman laughs, she bows Break down every branch, 357 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:33,460 the world wears its winter clothes, then begins my most beautiful time. 358 00:31:50,670 --> 00:31:52,350 rolling around in the sack. 359 00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:55,090 The sack. The sack is loose. 360 00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:57,150 It's slipping. It's slipping. 361 00:31:58,410 --> 00:31:59,770 Don't worry. It won't slip back. 362 00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:33,370 Has anybody seen my wife? 363 00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:35,530 I guess she went with powder nose. 364 00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:39,110 Now I'm going to show you what dancing's all about. 365 00:32:39,310 --> 00:32:40,310 Have you seen my wife? 366 00:33:15,690 --> 00:33:16,690 Well, that shouldn't be too hard. 367 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,470 I got it. 368 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:20,730 Come on. 369 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:27,110 Hey, what'd you do that for? I'm dancing just like the rest of you are. See? 370 00:33:28,030 --> 00:33:31,030 I'll carry you through, you little one. I told you I don't like dancing. 371 00:33:32,090 --> 00:33:33,430 Put me down. Put me down. 372 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,270 What are you doing? What are you doing? 373 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,960 People are out of your mind. 374 00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,980 I'm really dried up. 375 00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:11,540 So that's what 376 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:14,380 you've been doing. I told you about mucking around. Now you're fired. 377 00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:15,598 What did I do? 378 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,000 What did I do? Take a look at yourself. 379 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,400 It's pretty obvious what you've been doing. Who you've been doing it with is 380 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,400 another matter altogether. 381 00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:22,780 As far as I'm concerned, you're through. 382 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,780 And as far as I'm concerned, we're through. 383 00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:28,699 If that's the way you want it. Yeah, that's the way I want it. It's a 384 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,239 And up yours. 385 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,139 Don't you talk to me. 386 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:35,139 Hey, your tushy's on backwards. 387 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:37,820 Did you see that? 388 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:39,460 He just pushed his luck too far. 389 00:34:53,389 --> 00:34:55,290 you stopped for, huh? I got fired. 390 00:34:55,590 --> 00:34:56,790 What do you mean you got fired? 391 00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:59,950 Well, and don't forget our little deal. I paid you a hundred bucks. 392 00:35:00,630 --> 00:35:05,310 I wanted one that was hot and frisky. You know how to find those kinds. 393 00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:07,890 You said you'd find me a girl like that. 394 00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:10,850 All right, take it easy. I've got it. 395 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:13,690 In an hour, Susie will be in your bed. 396 00:35:16,430 --> 00:35:17,670 I'll never forget you for this. 397 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:19,350 It's up. 398 00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:20,730 I'm sorry you got fired. 399 00:35:21,310 --> 00:35:23,260 Thanks. And have a good time for yourself. 400 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,940 Oh, excuse me. 401 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,300 Hi, Mr. Keller. 402 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,860 Did you happen to see my wife anywhere around? I'm sorry, but I don't even know 403 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:37,180 what your wife looks like, Mr. Keller. 404 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,720 That's true. 405 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,960 Lisa, where are you, Lisa? 406 00:35:57,310 --> 00:36:00,970 scoundrel shows up here again, I'll take a shotgun to him. 407 00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:02,810 That'll take care of him. 408 00:36:07,110 --> 00:36:09,790 It's a shame you even had to get involved with him. 409 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:15,190 This will keep him out. 410 00:36:15,430 --> 00:36:18,030 No protection is too good for my little daughter. 411 00:36:24,110 --> 00:36:25,110 That's better. 412 00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:31,390 The days of climbing into windows for Mr. Sepp are finished, dear. Don't 413 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:33,330 to lock the door, or all your work will be for nothing. 414 00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:35,330 I intend to lock it. Now sit down. 415 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:38,290 First, I'm going to search this room thoroughly. 416 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:40,470 Oh, Father. 417 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:42,330 Don't you ever bother me. 418 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:45,410 Is that where you used to hide? 419 00:36:45,790 --> 00:36:46,790 Huh? 420 00:36:48,430 --> 00:36:49,650 I'll just take a look under there. 421 00:36:55,069 --> 00:36:56,750 Well, Father, can I get into bed now? 422 00:36:57,330 --> 00:36:59,670 Yes. Yes, you can get into bed, honey. 423 00:37:01,150 --> 00:37:02,250 And you'll sleep alone. 424 00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:08,770 And I can go to sleep with a good conscience. 425 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:13,130 Alone. 426 00:37:20,190 --> 00:37:21,190 Wait, 427 00:37:22,310 --> 00:37:23,238 no. 428 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,740 I'll be with you in a few seconds, right after a little drinking. We gotta 429 00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:28,220 celebrate, don't we? 430 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560 There we go. 431 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,500 You want some champagne, huh? 432 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,320 Here. You can have some yourself. 433 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,260 You're a shy one. 434 00:37:53,390 --> 00:37:55,090 I like it when they act like that. 435 00:37:58,050 --> 00:38:00,670 First, we'll get a little rest. 436 00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:10,130 And once 437 00:38:10,130 --> 00:38:14,230 we get up, we'll have a ball. 438 00:38:17,210 --> 00:38:19,010 I hope you don't snore when you sleep. 439 00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:21,130 Well, good night, honey. 440 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,460 I didn't... 441 00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:03,420 Lisa, 442 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:07,640 where are you? 443 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:08,860 Lisa! 444 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,700 It's my husband. Where are you, Lisa? 445 00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:33,590 I've been all over the hotel looking for you and all the time. There you are, 446 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:34,670 darling. 447 00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:36,390 A lot. You care what happens to me. 448 00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:39,410 You know I've been sitting here knitting like an idiot while my husband is off 449 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,750 gallivanting through the hall doing I don't know what. Yes, sweetie. 450 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:44,750 I didn't know you were here. If I'd have known, I'd have been here in a flash. 451 00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:45,770 It's too late. 452 00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:47,890 Besides, your breath smells. 453 00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:49,370 Please stop it, Mike. 454 00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:56,190 I felt in good form for it, Lisa. 455 00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:58,910 However, if you're perturbed, I'll forget it. 456 00:40:08,529 --> 00:40:11,370 Why are you pestering the dog? He was sleeping and you woke him up. 457 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,250 Poor little Humphrey. 458 00:40:13,710 --> 00:40:15,610 He never gets to play, does he? 459 00:40:23,270 --> 00:40:26,510 That's funny. He sounds like he has a cuddle. Do you think he's all right? 460 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,950 Of course. Those are sounds of affection. 461 00:40:30,140 --> 00:40:31,740 Oh, is that what they are? 462 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,640 Humphrey, come here. 463 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,800 Come on, Humphrey. Come here, Humphrey. Come on. Come on, boy. 464 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,380 It's a good boy. Give him a kiss. Come on. 465 00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:42,380 Come on, Humphrey. 466 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,420 Go ahead. Come on, Humphrey. 467 00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:49,920 Go ahead now. 468 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:51,300 Like this. 469 00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:55,340 He's so cute. 470 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,560 Now it's your turn. 471 00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,380 Good boy. 472 00:40:59,450 --> 00:41:00,810 Do it again, Humphrey. Oh. 473 00:41:01,490 --> 00:41:02,790 Oh. Oh. 474 00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:05,130 Oh. 475 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:10,430 It's easy. Give it a try. 476 00:41:13,350 --> 00:41:14,350 Marvelous. 477 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:17,890 You're such a soothing person. 478 00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:52,520 Yes? Well, where are you going? 479 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,280 Taking Humphrey for a walk, Todd. 480 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,680 Oh. 481 00:43:57,529 --> 00:44:00,330 Ronnie. Johnny. 482 00:44:02,350 --> 00:44:03,350 Sam? 483 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,240 Vroni, come over here. 484 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,100 Will you forgive me? 485 00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:12,360 I don't know yet. 486 00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:13,580 Why not? 487 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,700 You have to give me a kiss first. 488 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:26,380 Well, am I forgiven? Of course. You know I forgive you. 489 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:33,660 Vroni. 490 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,260 I can't see you, but I can feel you. 491 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,160 I put it on. 492 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,960 Thank you. 493 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,460 I was just thinking if I had to walk in now. 494 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:24,420 This is the freakiest idea you've ever had, Seth. 495 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,160 Don't worry, I was only kidding. 496 00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:43,660 Brody, I can't hold it much longer. 497 00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:45,000 Just a little longer. 498 00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:46,300 Okay. 499 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,360 Ty! What? 500 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:53,940 Why don't we get a splinter? 501 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,360 Hey, 502 00:46:57,740 --> 00:47:03,660 Brody. Is this what they mean by getting on a better girl? I'll underhand you. 503 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,240 I'll fix you. 504 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,200 It 505 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:28,180 won't 506 00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:29,180 be long. 507 00:47:43,660 --> 00:47:45,920 Again, it won't be the rope I'll cut. You get my point? 508 00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:51,100 I'll fix you for that. 509 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,180 You'll fix nothing around here, Mr. Wiseguy. Now get on home with you. 510 00:47:54,620 --> 00:47:55,940 We'll see about that. 511 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,440 My time will come. Your time to come has passed. 512 00:48:38,860 --> 00:48:39,860 Good morning, darling. 513 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,040 You're too tired to do anything, aren't you? It's time you got up. Come on. 514 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,800 You don't want to do you, I understand. 515 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,120 You're too shy. 516 00:48:58,660 --> 00:48:59,660 Oh, 517 00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:04,860 that's a swell little ass. 518 00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:07,480 I like it. It's something special. 519 00:49:09,369 --> 00:49:12,030 Come on, I want to see the rest of you. I'm going to crawl underneath a bunch of 520 00:49:12,030 --> 00:49:15,030 them with you. What do 521 00:49:15,030 --> 00:49:30,210 you 522 00:49:30,210 --> 00:49:31,210 think you're doing? 523 00:49:31,310 --> 00:49:32,299 Mr. Miller. 524 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,700 Do you think he's going to rape us? 525 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,240 He wouldn't do that. 526 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:37,180 Good morning. 527 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,280 Good morning. 528 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,120 What do you think you're doing in here? Get out. I said get out. 529 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,760 I'm sorry for busting in on you like this. 530 00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:47,600 Believe it or not, I've been sleeping with a pig. 531 00:50:01,390 --> 00:50:04,110 I wish you girls would walk a little faster. We've got a long way to go and 532 00:50:04,110 --> 00:50:05,110 time to tarry. 533 00:50:09,350 --> 00:50:10,970 I don't know why we need the rope now. 534 00:50:11,390 --> 00:50:13,830 Because it's necessary when you're climbing a mountain. Now, move along, 535 00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:15,270 Move along. 536 00:50:16,450 --> 00:50:18,930 There's one thing for sure. He isn't going to starve, my dear. 537 00:50:19,290 --> 00:50:22,550 Thank you, Greta. I'm sure that'll be enough for a while. I think you're going 538 00:50:22,550 --> 00:50:23,550 to spoil him, Greta. 539 00:50:24,610 --> 00:50:25,610 Now, watch it. 540 00:50:25,770 --> 00:50:26,810 You're right. It is heavy. 541 00:50:27,030 --> 00:50:30,350 Wow. If Father should ask you where I've gone to, I want you to tell him. 542 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:34,520 Tell him I've gone to the tailor's. All right. You tell him no such thing. 543 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:38,280 So you went behind my back, huh? Father, I can explain. It's too late for 544 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,060 explanations. You keep still. 545 00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:42,660 I'm ashamed of you, matchmaker. 546 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:45,540 Give me that basket now. 547 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,260 Would you let go of my basket? 548 00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:48,540 You're twisting my hand. 549 00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:50,800 Give me that. I'm going. Brody, where are you going? 550 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,420 And for your information, Sepp and I are getting married. I'm sorry. I won't 551 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,260 allow it. Don't you walk away from me. Brody! 552 00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:59,640 It's because of you this whole thing happened, Greta. 553 00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:00,940 Oh, really? 554 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:01,979 Well, I never. 555 00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:05,040 And I suppose that you're the one who's helped her all along, huh? 556 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,840 If I had my way, I'd take you over my knee and spank you. 557 00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:10,180 I double dare you. 558 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:11,680 All right. 559 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:09,419 Carter Miller. 560 00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:13,320 I had too much to drink last night, besides I'm rusty. I think you're more 561 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:18,440 rusty. You'll be all right. Hey, Miller, the next time you invite us for a walk, 562 00:52:18,580 --> 00:52:20,220 we'll have to take along a snow sled. 563 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:23,040 Oh, he acts just like a man, doesn't he? 564 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,420 Rusty, that's all. 565 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,740 Come on. 566 00:52:58,680 --> 00:52:59,720 Ronnie, 567 00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:04,780 don't be afraid. 568 00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:07,980 Be a little nice. 569 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:15,300 If there were two monkeys in life, they would do everything for each other. 570 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,720 Dronie, push me here. 571 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,960 Don't make it difficult for me to fly. 572 00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:40,319 Well, did you like it? 573 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,320 You know I did, sir. 574 00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:43,460 I worked up a big appetite. 575 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,200 Good. Eat. 576 00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:50,220 It'll work out, believe me. I just know it will. 577 00:53:50,780 --> 00:53:52,060 Even if I have to give up everything. 578 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,800 Everything? You mean even the hotel? 579 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:56,360 The hotel? 580 00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,379 Uh -uh. 581 00:53:57,380 --> 00:53:58,640 I won't give the hotel up. 582 00:53:59,140 --> 00:53:59,979 Well, good. 583 00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:00,980 Glad to hear that. 584 00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:08,000 Help us, you've got to. Oh, please. 585 00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:10,360 With what? What is it you want me to do? 586 00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:13,360 An accident and somebody's hurt. Please help us out. 587 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,480 You are with the ski patrol, aren't you? 588 00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:19,100 Looks like I'll have to go. We'll catch up later. 589 00:56:35,210 --> 00:56:36,590 Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. 590 00:56:37,030 --> 00:56:38,030 I'm so embarrassed. 591 00:56:38,230 --> 00:56:39,230 I am. 592 00:56:40,770 --> 00:56:45,010 Will you stop picking on me? It's your fault. It's your fault. 593 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,640 How'd you manage to get the ropes all tangled like that, huh? 594 00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,000 It wasn't easy. Talk to him. 595 00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:31,760 Miller, you out of your mind taking these girls out like that? Take a look 596 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:32,760 the gorgeous scenery. 597 00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,960 Hey, will you help us get out of here? 598 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,360 Yeah. I'll pull you up one person at a time. Just hold on. 599 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,740 Hurry it up. Don't move around so much. 600 00:57:41,060 --> 00:57:42,060 Hurry, before the rope breaks. 601 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:44,500 Will you let go of me? 602 00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:03,960 Never experienced anything like it in my whole darn life. No siree. Now, picture 603 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:08,020 this. There I am, hanging far above the earth, waiting for a set to pull me up. 604 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:11,580 And all there is between me and possible death is one thin rope. 605 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:12,598 That's all. 606 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:13,600 Yeah. 607 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,680 And then all of a sudden, it breaks, and there I was, falling right through the 608 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:18,680 air. What a sensation. 609 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,360 Well, I managed to recover. 610 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,520 Yeah. Doing various somersaults down the mountain. Rubbermouth. 611 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:25,920 Yes, 612 00:59:26,620 --> 00:59:30,450 indeed. Everyone figured that I wouldn't make it. But I did, see? Of course, I 613 00:59:30,450 --> 00:59:31,970 admit it took a lot of courage. It's a pity I made it. 614 00:59:32,950 --> 00:59:35,510 And so, folks, I'm back again safe and sound. 615 00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:37,470 That's quite an experience. 616 00:59:38,050 --> 00:59:39,370 To your continuous and yours. 617 00:59:41,150 --> 00:59:42,150 But you were scared. 618 00:59:42,190 --> 00:59:43,430 Well, you can say that again. 619 00:59:43,670 --> 00:59:46,290 I was so concerned about where I was going, I didn't even think about it. 620 00:59:47,070 --> 00:59:48,550 Well done, well done. 621 00:59:48,930 --> 00:59:50,190 You're drunk, you know that? 622 00:59:50,570 --> 00:59:54,530 This is for Seth, who successfully carried out the daring rescue of a 623 00:59:54,530 --> 00:59:55,308 a dress. 624 00:59:55,310 --> 00:59:56,310 In distress. 625 01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,340 Just take a look at Seth. 626 01:00:03,580 --> 01:00:05,140 Seems rather funny, doesn't it? 627 01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:08,400 That is a nice -looking redhead he's got sitting next to him. 628 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:10,240 He's a fast worker. 629 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,700 Don't you give me that, brother. All you're doing is trying to start 630 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:17,220 I know that. Not tonight. Tonight he's a hero. 631 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,920 A hero, huh? Well, that's fine. But he'll never be my son -in -law. 632 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,220 A medal for his chest, but not a penny in his pocket. 633 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,800 goes messing around again. 634 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,940 Ladies and gentlemen, I propose a toast to Mr. Miller, who's paying for all 635 01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:53,940 this. 636 01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:57,380 Thank you. Thank you very much. Do your best. 637 01:00:58,700 --> 01:00:59,700 Way to get the bill. 638 01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:43,930 Step, how are you feeling? Well, no, Father, I'm dying. 639 01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:45,690 You mean it or are you just putting me out? 640 01:01:46,170 --> 01:01:47,330 I mean it, really. 641 01:01:47,810 --> 01:01:49,090 I'll be back in a minute. 642 01:01:53,530 --> 01:01:54,530 Step, 643 01:01:55,210 --> 01:01:57,210 have you got time to join me in your last rites? 644 01:01:57,910 --> 01:01:59,870 Forget it, Father. Not bad, I'm not. 645 01:02:00,670 --> 01:02:02,330 Maybe it's better if I live. 646 01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:59,800 And it is my pleasure to bestow on you, Seth, this medal for outstanding 647 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:00,800 bravery. 648 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:06,280 Seth. 649 01:03:08,020 --> 01:03:09,180 Seth, over here. 650 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,740 I came to thank you for saving my life. 651 01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:17,180 I wanted to thank you properly. 652 01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:21,360 There, my medal to you. 653 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,600 Come and get it. Come on. 654 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:34,000 What are you waiting for, Uncid? I think I'm doing. 655 01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:58,050 Not bad, huh? I don't put an end to that. 656 01:04:58,490 --> 01:05:00,010 No more of your peep -holing. 657 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:02,490 Now everything's fine. 658 01:05:03,790 --> 01:05:05,550 Don't forget to nail the keyhole. 659 01:05:07,130 --> 01:05:10,130 I run a clean hotel, not a whorehouse. 660 01:05:11,030 --> 01:05:12,390 You can forget that. 661 01:05:21,430 --> 01:05:22,430 Hi. 662 01:05:25,450 --> 01:05:26,830 What a gassy landlord. 663 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:33,770 As long as I'm the landlord of this hotel, there's going to be no monkey 664 01:05:33,770 --> 01:05:36,590 business. When I say no monkey business, I mean it. If they want monkey 665 01:05:36,590 --> 01:05:37,590 business, let them go to the zoo. 666 01:05:50,590 --> 01:05:51,590 Monkey around. 667 01:05:52,790 --> 01:05:54,530 Man, mine was really a goer, I'll tell you. 668 01:05:55,109 --> 01:05:56,770 She's got a pair of knockers on her. 669 01:05:57,130 --> 01:05:58,530 They're that big. No kidding. 670 01:05:58,890 --> 01:05:59,890 Yeah, really. 671 01:05:59,950 --> 01:06:03,350 What room is she in? Well, first of all, you go down that hall, you turn to your 672 01:06:03,350 --> 01:06:06,070 right, you go a little bit further, and then there she is. 673 01:06:06,510 --> 01:06:09,550 Magnificent color. Man, what a dish. She must be, I don't know how tall, but 674 01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:10,550 wow. 675 01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:12,250 Glenn? 676 01:06:12,910 --> 01:06:14,290 Hey, what am I, talking to the wall? 677 01:06:14,810 --> 01:06:16,210 Hey, Lenny, where'd you go? Oh! 678 01:07:05,060 --> 01:07:07,440 Well, what do we have here? A voyeur? 679 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:21,080 What's going on? 680 01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,260 Tony. 681 01:07:22,820 --> 01:07:23,820 Dig on. 682 01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:28,640 Stay out! 683 01:07:32,220 --> 01:07:34,400 Poor guy got thrown out of bed. 684 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,720 Excuse me. 685 01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:46,570 working already, huh? Yeah, some drunk tore the fence down last night. 686 01:07:47,170 --> 01:07:49,190 And one thing I can't stand is not to be drunk. 687 01:07:59,570 --> 01:08:01,310 Come on, Garrow. Stop fooling around. 688 01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:16,460 Oil? I've got oil! 689 01:08:16,740 --> 01:08:17,740 I'll get some help! 690 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,939 Oil! Oil! Subscribe to oil! 691 01:08:22,319 --> 01:08:29,140 Here ye, everyone! 692 01:08:29,660 --> 01:08:31,600 I'm fucking rich! I'm a millionaire! 693 01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:35,520 Get to the well! 694 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:20,559 same stuff. 695 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:21,560 Hey, Miller, wait a minute. 696 01:09:21,779 --> 01:09:23,960 We're going to celebrate. Yeah, that's right. Get a bottle of champagne. 697 01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:25,279 Hurry up. 698 01:09:31,779 --> 01:09:32,100 Do 699 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:42,800 you 700 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,500 realize the oil market the way it is today? Still under those riches. Rock a 701 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,779 fellow. The way I figure it is next. 702 01:09:47,310 --> 01:09:49,970 According to my calculations, he works it on a percentage basis. 703 01:09:50,350 --> 01:09:52,229 That is selling out to one of the bigger corporations. 704 01:09:52,630 --> 01:09:53,990 He works it on a percentage? 705 01:09:54,229 --> 01:09:55,490 That's not the only way. How much do you think he'll make? 706 01:09:55,770 --> 01:09:58,690 I'd say, roughly speaking, several million dollars a year. 707 01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:03,330 That's a fortune. That boy needs help. That's exactly... Father's advice. After 708 01:10:03,330 --> 01:10:04,950 all, I'm Froney's dad. 709 01:10:23,470 --> 01:10:25,430 Now there's nothing that will stop us from getting married. 710 01:10:33,470 --> 01:10:38,370 Almost there. 711 01:10:38,670 --> 01:10:39,670 Hey, 712 01:10:39,910 --> 01:10:42,710 would you look at that? Look at that. This is black gold. 713 01:10:43,290 --> 01:10:46,190 Oh, isn't that cool? 714 01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:20,540 Why don't you just call me Father? 715 01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:21,820 Right, Father. Good. 716 01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:24,520 Here's to us. I always said he'd make good. 717 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:33,220 I don't know, Charlie. 718 01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:36,900 He stepped around well, one little bang, and we've been digging all day long. 719 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,100 Just keep digging. 720 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,360 You'll find something. 721 01:11:55,530 --> 01:11:56,530 Let me fill something oily. 722 01:12:02,350 --> 01:12:03,350 Well, 723 01:12:05,970 --> 01:12:06,970 what is it? 724 01:12:09,290 --> 01:12:10,530 It's a salad oil. 725 01:12:11,390 --> 01:12:12,390 Take a little further. 726 01:12:12,650 --> 01:12:13,850 Maybe you'll find some vinegar. 727 01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:15,269 Maybe right. 728 01:12:15,270 --> 01:12:16,049 A little more to the left. 729 01:12:16,050 --> 01:12:19,250 I've got some onions at home. We can make a thousand things a salad. 730 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,370 Do you need any help? 731 01:12:25,070 --> 01:12:27,790 I just don't understand you. You think I was trying to cheat you. 732 01:12:28,050 --> 01:12:31,330 Look, I'm not holding any crutches. I respect you, Sep. I really do. 733 01:12:31,870 --> 01:12:33,910 I'm just thinking in a business sense. 734 01:12:34,990 --> 01:12:37,350 What are you doing? He said you wanted something to drink. 735 01:12:37,710 --> 01:12:39,670 Thank you, Greta. That will be all. 736 01:12:39,930 --> 01:12:41,330 Now go find something to dust. 737 01:12:43,410 --> 01:12:48,330 Dear Greta, now you realize, Sep, I've only got your best interests at heart. 738 01:12:49,330 --> 01:12:51,290 I've always said that underneath you're a real man. 739 01:12:51,670 --> 01:12:52,670 There you are. 740 01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,250 Brony. 741 01:12:54,410 --> 01:12:55,510 Well, now, Prost. 742 01:12:57,890 --> 01:12:59,350 Prep, what's there to think about? 743 01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:02,530 You're right. This is what you're after, and there's no buts about it. 744 01:13:05,670 --> 01:13:07,770 You get both Frony and my hotel. 745 01:13:08,230 --> 01:13:09,230 And for what? 746 01:13:09,770 --> 01:13:10,970 For your piece of land. 747 01:13:11,210 --> 01:13:13,410 Of course, I think you're taking advantage of me. 748 01:13:13,710 --> 01:13:14,710 But why not? 749 01:13:17,010 --> 01:13:21,490 After all, getting old and need my son to take over. Is it a deal? 750 01:13:22,910 --> 01:13:23,910 It's a deal. 751 01:13:24,820 --> 01:13:27,420 Good, son. You've made a very wise decision. 752 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:31,140 Tomorrow morning, first thing, we'll drop the contract. How about that? 753 01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:33,580 A toast to the new landlord. 754 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:35,480 I'll drink to that. 755 01:13:37,220 --> 01:13:40,560 I've got something to do, so I'd better run along. No, you kids stay right there 756 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:41,560 and enjoy yourselves. 757 01:13:42,780 --> 01:13:44,880 Besides, you've got a few things to discuss. 758 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,720 Come along, Greta. We're not needed here. 759 01:13:56,150 --> 01:13:57,470 We don't need that, my boy. 760 01:13:58,290 --> 01:14:00,430 We don't want any more fences to get knocked down. 761 01:14:09,150 --> 01:14:10,370 Oh, before I forget. 762 01:14:10,810 --> 01:14:13,930 I've already talked to the priest and the wedding is set for next Sunday. All 763 01:14:13,930 --> 01:14:14,930 right. 764 01:14:35,070 --> 01:14:37,130 Wait, I've got to restart my battery. 765 01:15:07,050 --> 01:15:07,969 recharge my battery. 766 01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:08,688 What's that? 767 01:15:08,690 --> 01:15:10,170 It's enough. What's it supposed to do? 768 01:15:10,770 --> 01:15:12,370 It recharges my energy. Oh, really? 769 01:15:12,670 --> 01:15:13,670 Mm -hmm. 770 01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:15,510 Now what are you gonna do, huh? 771 01:15:16,090 --> 01:15:17,090 This. 772 01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:19,050 Almost got it. Oh. 773 01:15:20,710 --> 01:15:21,710 Well, 774 01:15:22,330 --> 01:15:23,330 are you recharged? 775 01:15:23,870 --> 01:15:25,150 I don't know. 776 01:15:25,450 --> 01:15:26,450 Let's try it. 777 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:26,520 You can't imagine how long it took me to get up to say I do. It's my 778 01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:33,440 only concern is their happiness. You can understand that. Oh, thank 779 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:37,500 you. Except it's a nice fellow, but in the business world, well, uh... What do 780 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:38,119 you think? 781 01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:40,180 I think it's a smart thing. 782 01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:42,100 Nice wedding. 783 01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:44,840 I think it's going to be fine. We do. 784 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:49,560 About that oil, except I think there's something fishy going on there. 785 01:16:50,060 --> 01:16:52,580 Yeah, last year the geologists reported no oil here. 786 01:16:52,980 --> 01:16:55,860 14, 15... Yeah. 787 01:17:43,930 --> 01:17:47,970 Hey, Miller, that's my oil well. You want to know what I think is the best 788 01:17:47,970 --> 01:17:51,390 he ever made? And it's only the beginning, Miller. I got a lot of plans. 789 01:18:00,590 --> 01:18:02,230 I can't waste it like that. 790 01:18:03,090 --> 01:18:04,850 There's plenty more where that came from. 791 01:18:05,290 --> 01:18:10,510 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 792 01:18:38,890 --> 01:18:43,530 I can't understand it. My calculation didn't include that. But, uh, I smell a 793 01:18:43,530 --> 01:18:44,530 rat. 794 01:18:45,450 --> 01:18:46,450 Clear the road! 795 01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:49,950 Clear the road! 796 01:18:56,130 --> 01:19:00,910 Good going, Sepp. Are you the owner of this land? Why do you ask? What's the 797 01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:04,930 matter? Well, that's a pipeline. It belongs to the state. Now, somebody 798 01:19:04,930 --> 01:19:05,930 into it and... 799 01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:12,380 Why me? Sure. This is the man that you want to see. He's the owner of the land 800 01:19:12,380 --> 01:19:13,199 and the wealth. 801 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,200 Now I understand. 802 01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:18,080 I'm in Swindon. And to think I trusted you. Haven't you got any shame? We're 803 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:19,080 getting it. 804 01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:22,780 What about that percentage thing? You said several million dollars per year. 805 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,260 That was a business risk. 806 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,980 I'm certainly allowed to make a mistake once in a while. 807 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,540 It could have turned out so nice. See you later. 808 01:19:34,940 --> 01:19:36,960 You're phony. Go on. Sip. 809 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:41,700 I was just thinking, what a revolting development this is. 810 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:51,120 Goodbye. See you next year. 811 01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:52,480 Have a good trip. 812 01:19:52,780 --> 01:19:56,660 I sincerely hope that you enjoyed staying with us, Mr. Miller. 813 01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:58,800 Fantastic, really fantastic. 814 01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:02,700 I'm certain that I'll be coming back next year, but I was wondering about the 815 01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:06,000 room. I know, and I think that we can fix you up with something nicer next 816 01:20:06,350 --> 01:20:08,750 That's very sweet of you. I'll be seeing you then. Fine. 817 01:20:10,550 --> 01:20:11,550 Hey, Millie. 818 01:20:12,050 --> 01:20:14,010 You heard it. It belongs right here. 819 01:20:15,850 --> 01:20:17,630 That makes it seem for Susie, all right. 820 01:20:19,310 --> 01:20:20,390 Susie, I'm a real hero. 821 01:20:39,530 --> 01:20:40,910 Don't fall asleep on the job, Pop. 822 01:20:41,490 --> 01:20:44,610 You've got beer to bring up from the cellar, wine bottles to sort, and after 823 01:20:44,610 --> 01:20:45,810 that, help Greta tidy up the room. 824 01:20:47,290 --> 01:20:49,990 Oil manager, huh? 825 01:20:50,490 --> 01:20:52,030 I'm sorry. Will you forgive me?